By bathtime - 21/12/2011 04:32 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
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PFD personal floatation device pull incase of an emergency

UsEumYong 4

Just think now you don't have to buy anymore rubber duckies :D

JhunnySuperman 0

Am I the only one without a rubber ducky wtf!!!!

You realize this means his penis is a witch.

4- no its called buoyancy. I guarantee if you jumped into a pool, you could float. It doesn't really matter if a person is fat or not..