Dogs, Accident and Love: Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to...

By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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Monday 28 November 2011 0:13

At least he tried to be romantic! :)

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Comments

AshleighNason 24

Tuesday 29 November 2011 1:23

at least he could pick you up...

kimberlysoileau 6

Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:02

It was the thought that counts! this is just another memory to look back on together and laugh:)

fliesty 4

Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:12

That got to hurt!

sataris20 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 10:41

It's an accident!!! Don't blame the dog!

RokNRoll11 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:15

Stupid dog you made me look bad

xHarleyQuinnx 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 10:38

Cute

declanandrewbell 1

Wednesday 30 November 2011 12:46

trolldog=winning

NoDontFML 2

Saturday 3 December 2011 21:05

The Dog is Jealous, I say! :P

awesomepie12 0

Monday 5 December 2011 7:16

You should have punched her so hard you knocked her into next week

BeMyLove15 10

Friday 25 May 2012 20:41

Things never work out how you see them in the movies :P

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