Love: Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two...

By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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Sunday 12 July 2009 10:18

Did he use one of those Taco Bell sauce packets?

gorbagil 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:48

Hes a dick

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hassenpfeffermmm 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 16:48

He just wanted to hear you say you would marry him.

danielle00 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 10:50

give him time

simonelli 9

Tuesday 31 January 2012 3:26

Aww. That's terrible

benimin 6

Saturday 14 July 2012 20:23

Say "Too bad. We're getting married bitch

chocolatechiplvr 10

Saturday 24 August 2013 23:47

Dont worry he is kjust freaking out

zombiekiller52 24

Sunday 28 September 2014 7:24

And that has to be the fast engagement ever! Sorry op!

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 16 August 2015 22:46

Sorry OP.

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