Love: Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me because he "can't...

By soldiergirl - 25/10/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me because he "can't date someone who supports the war". We started dating because he thought I looked cute in my uniform. FML

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Did he think you were just wearing an Army Halloween costume every day? I'm not sure how he didn't realize this for two years.

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cyanidesandwich 21

Tuesday 25 October 2011 21:29

big deal. the war is ending =]

AzWolf 5

Tuesday 25 October 2011 21:48

Dump his sorry ass!

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:53

Can't you read? He just dumped her.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:34

#88 You sir are a major FAILURE... Did you even -read- the FML before you commented? *facepalm*

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 25 October 2011 22:01

No to war. Yes to troops.

whh05001 5

Tuesday 25 October 2011 22:13

Stupid ******* liberal

Mokashiya 5

Tuesday 25 October 2011 22:26

Thank you very much for serving our country. God bless ..

Spicer225 1

Tuesday 25 October 2011 22:30

Forget about that dirtbag. Keep your head up soldier.

trolololololol92 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 22:32

You are dating a pussy if he doesnt like war.

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:47

Because clearly a man isn't "manly" enough unless he likes to kill people...

quinkadink 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 22:42

Date someone in the military . . . They understand the,military life

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 22:54

You aren't missing anything by not dating that complete dumbass.

tcervee 6

Tuesday 25 October 2011 23:28

I love a girl in uniform

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