Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 01:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML

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captainfalcon7 0

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tell him he's gonna have to wear three condoms because he might "leak" through the first

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Comments

GameOver008 1

Wednesday 9 November 2011 11:35

Why tell em?

shootxtoxkill172 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 11:49

This isn't a real fml.

onedayinamsterda 14

Wednesday 9 November 2011 12:00

if op's bf is that stupid, she'd be better off without him

mijnliefje 2

Wednesday 9 November 2011 12:09

Why say anything?

SucksToBeYouBruh 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 12:22

You should have thrown the used tampon in his face.

SucksToBeYouBruh 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:59

Hahaha

mrlopez 13

Wednesday 9 November 2011 12:23

I know it's tempting to begin a "she's the right one" comment, but if she can't learn how to be clean and sensitive, opting to stain car seats anyways, the car is not a place she should be.