Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough....

By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:15

Well the best way to get back at him is to fart on him! :D

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Comments

Samuraixman 3

Thursday 1 December 2011 4:23

sucks to be you

xeldawyn 14

Thursday 1 December 2011 4:44

Queef and he will never do it again.

im_so_ninja 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 5:51

HAHAHAHAHA!!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 1 December 2011 6:20

At least you don't throw up when you're tickled enough. That's happened to me more than once.

tbone87 1

Thursday 1 December 2011 20:12

I hope this was during dinner

madisonrose626 5

Friday 2 December 2011 23:16

It was!!

gg95_fml 4

Sunday 12 February 2012 3:09

You bf is awsome

bergkamp10 1

Friday 2 December 2011 1:50

Give him pink eye :P

JDizzlexD 1

Friday 2 December 2011 6:19

Sucks for you :D

juicycutora 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 1:43

Dump him

AliCat18 12

Saturday 3 December 2011 18:20

haha challenge accepted!

HK416_fml 0

Monday 5 December 2011 12:56

that's adorable xD

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