Love: Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period....

By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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Saturday 25 June 2011 16:00

he is a genius

yourlifesfucked 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:03

Anyone else wondering why she was lying about her period?

Comments

mskimbelinapham 5

Friday 21 September 2012 8:31

That's cruel... Smh opposite from my bf though.

wpolo02 7

Saturday 13 October 2012 1:50

That's what you get or being such a b!tch.

kyrasrayne420 4

Saturday 11 October 2014 2:49

sump him hes a pig sweetie.

DonnaNoble_fml 10

Saturday 29 August 2015 6:14

in his defense, your period is 12 times a year verses 1

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