Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 15:09 - United States - Beacon

Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML

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Saturday 29 June 2013 19:31

What a dick. Dump his ass

SWhimsynBubbaS 14

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:32

You mean your ex-boyfriend?

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deathskittlez 6

Saturday 6 July 2013 22:07

Dump. Him. Now.

seahawksfan900 11

Monday 8 July 2013 2:18

That's the funniest shit I've read all day

littlestnicole 12

Monday 22 July 2013 5:45

Come on, you can do better. Find someone who knows you're beautiful and is genuine in saying it. :)

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 23 August 2015 1:00

That's when you say "oh, really? Well that's also how you're getting dumped."

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