Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was...

By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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Friday 1 April 2011 11:57

damn, girl, brush yo teefs! |the kid|

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Friday 1 April 2011 12:00

YDI for smelly breath. Although, he could've been a lot nicer about it.

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ScreamoGirl84 0

Friday 1 April 2011 20:07

Seriously, If you are gonna have a guy over, always brush your teeth and make sure you breath doesn't smell at ALL!

bossybella 0

Friday 1 April 2011 20:17

ewww.

irishman1733 0

Friday 1 April 2011 21:09

I think it's creepy when a chick does that

JakeLee 6

Friday 1 April 2011 21:28

if you guys were intimate recently, just tell him, "nope, guess your dick just smells really bad."

emily14swim 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:05

gross. haha that's embarrassing sorry:(

saturnsonic 3

Friday 1 April 2011 22:38

i wanna make out with you!!

SapphireSympathy 7

Friday 1 April 2011 22:39

way to ruin the moment..

NadiG7 2

Friday 1 April 2011 23:35

LMAOOOOOOOOOO...IM IN TEARS... OHHHH MAN OKAY IM SORRY LOLOLOLOLOL

brokenhelix 4

Friday 1 April 2011 23:35

Haha! when I smell my wife's breath and it smells like shit I ask her, "did you just eat a poop popsicle?"

caviar_fml 2

Friday 1 April 2011 23:52

there's no excuse for bad breath

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