Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on...

By KayleeXLoVe21 - 03/11/2011 23:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

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Friday 4 November 2011 9:15

it would have been awesome if you were on drugs

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Well then you should've stopped clapping your hands from all the excitement, oh wait...Nice :)

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chynaaaa 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 0:30

Today I was finna smash my hubby wen he realized he ain't bring no condom, buht we both wanted it so bad dat he was willin to use a ziploc bag....

didthatreallyhap_fml 14

Thursday 29 December 2011 8:09

lol WTF?!?!?

Chloeee1995 1

Monday 9 January 2012 23:37

I would find a different room to do it in.. Haha(:

Cosmic_Horror 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 11:54

Those things usually have an override switch. Either you have a terrible light system or you and your boyfriend are the laziest people in the world.

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Wednesday 1 February 2012 5:40

Ruined the mood? I'd take it as a challenge to see if we could create a strobe light effect.

BenTaz 7

Sunday 17 June 2012 3:04

Sorry you got the clap.

totis0615 2

Monday 25 June 2012 9:53

This made me crack up. I really needed a good laugh. Sorry I know it must have sucked for you since u posted it and all :)

hockeykyle10 5

Saturday 7 July 2012 21:16

Is your cooter really that loose?

destybabyy 1

Wednesday 11 July 2012 3:29

Hahahahahahahaha Dude I started cracking up

Polkadot_492 6

Monday 19 November 2012 6:23

doesn't matter, had sex

melkymac101 17

Sunday 23 December 2012 4:53

FAP FAP FAP

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