Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes,...

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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nycfwa 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 7:06

hahaha good one

xenomorph 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 5:54

He probably read this: http://xkcd.com/400

Karchev_The_Teri 0

Monday 14 December 2009 3:31

xdragonrpg 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:25

..................

ming88 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 5:24

your bf wins.. seriously..

piggy94 0

Friday 8 January 2010 10:10

haha that's funny as hell

birdsfly01 0

Friday 22 January 2010 6:08

I agree with #93. and he was prolly tryin to be funny!! :). made me laugh

bhd31095 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 6:52

I would have said Optimus Prime TRANSFORM

bhd31095 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 6:56

I would have said Optimus Prime TRANSFORM

samantha_durano 6

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:31

laugh it off.

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