Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom...

By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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By Sirah90 - 07/05/2013 07:29 - United States

Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML

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carleybeak 21

Thursday 30 May 2013 12:42

His action definitely ruined the moment

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Thursday 30 May 2013 12:51

Getting to stare at a white tub filling up with a pool of your own blood, how very erotic... FYL OP, since he ruined the moment for you.

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Sunday 16 November 2014 14:04

*slow clap*

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Monday 2 March 2015 19:29

The power of boners is stronger.

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