Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
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justmethough 8

Is it just me or did the word "diddlestick" make everyone's day?

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Feared 9

Fiddle with his diddlestick, and he didn't forgive?... Aw fiddlesticks :(

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GODert 8

Just fondling doesn't do the trick you have too suck it

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1crabbygirl 10

New rule: you also have to be able to spell it! DOH!

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downtime 12

Despite the grammar, he is kind of right...You just injured the guy, he can touch himself, you're gonna have to do something he can't do to peak his interest again :P

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stevenmx86 7

Maybe if you had played with his dick then things would've turned out differently...

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Zimmington 21

But maybe that's how small it is. It isn't worthy of being called a dick it's just a diddlestick...

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Gondile 4

I used to lick vaginas like you until I take a knee to the face

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Llamacod 11

Took, its took. You are using the past tense in the rest of the sentence

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Llamacod 11

A one-eyed snake killer, that's what kind of monster

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gantzlord 5

The kind of monster with a knee that shoots out of it's ****** when excited.

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perdix 29

For a bloody nose OR a black eye, fondling the diddlestick may suffice, but since you caused both simultaneously, you need to toot the diddlestick to earn forgiveness. Thanks for the word "diddlestick." I'm going to put it on my palette right there by blumpkin, plumpa humpa and "beat it like it owes me money."

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BostonBruinsFan 8

What color are u right now? You should say wat color you r feeling at the end of your posts, and keep ur pic

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perdix 29

It's the weekend -- I'm beige.

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