Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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MoonChild5 11

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:26

That's actually kinda cute x3

Lexx_S18 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 3:51

That's soooooo funny! But it's pretty bad that that is the best thing that's happened to me all night..

Takodalluvsu 2

Wednesday 14 December 2011 4:50

Does his name happen to be Kade? xD

wonzergirl 0

Monday 19 December 2011 5:55

Haha Ur boyfriend is wierd

DrasticDunce 1

Friday 23 December 2011 5:15

He's awesome

reldnahceus 8

Friday 30 December 2011 15:08

That's too funny to vote on... Lol

GreenKat092 6

Monday 9 January 2012 18:06

That's cute

LadyEmi 15

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:22

Aww. That's cute. It coulda been worse! :)

ThatOneGirlStar 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:35

seriously? FYL? that is the cutest ******* thing ever!!! pull the panties out of your ass and learn to be more silly and respecting of your bf's love for you. I would kill to have a guy do that to me :)

cory975 3

Saturday 4 February 2012 18:52

Sounds cute. And weird.

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