Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2010 08:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML

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danii_s2 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:05

I see what you did there ;)

paintball2012 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:07

honestly that would make it more awesome for me. if you can't handle water touching you during sex, then your just a loser

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omgitsbaz 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 18:06

why is that fml? sounds fun to me :)

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 13 July 2010 18:14

I always turn on the sprinklers to get mating dogs off my lawn too.

kczey1234 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 18:18

haha. definitely not an fml, but hilarious

SCsurferboy 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 18:34

could have been worse - Golf courses at Hilton Head and other places on the coast use water from sewage plants to help fertilize course.

YellowCatch 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 18:45

#68 hah so true.

MissKiwi315 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 18:46

that would be fun xD Stop complaining!

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:03

Ydi op for trying to pollute the gulf course with cum.

spd2fst4u 5

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:03

I don't see how this is bad... it's just like in the shower, but outside... so it's even better. I don't think this is a fml because you still got your rocks off...