Love: Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt...

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML

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elfako 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 1:37

Why do women (in the comments) act like a guy breaking up with you means he's a douchebag. Nowhere does it say that he was an asshole, or broke up with her to **** her best friend. All it says is he broke with her and made her a cake to help her feel better. SO WHAT! Would you rather him stayed with her until he was so unhappy that he did resort to ******* her best friend?!

thektulu7 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 1:27

Should have shoved the cake in his face.

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cyxx 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 1:42

Well ... at least he made a cake. A lot of girls get dumped without a cake, in ways that are much worse. I think it was kind of sweet of him, like at least he tried to make you feel better?

lynnycake 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 1:38

#9 - Fail.

theghostofher 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 1:43

#12, I agree. #5, you are awesome.

scateice 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 1:43

#2/ #5 LOL :D At least he baked u a cake:) Hope it was good

blland 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 1:46

had it been bad, you get NO cakes!

LittleMiss1 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 1:57

i agree with #1 lol

xClarkGable 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:00

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Well, at least you have comfort food now.

skierguy 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:00

That seems like a nice way to break up with you at least.

PureGold 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:02

Aww. Well I think it was just cause he doesn't want to lose you as a friend, but he doesn't want to be your boyfriend. Don't be too mad, just because he broke up with you doesn't mean he's a horrible person...he's a bad boyfriend, but the cake shows he's a good friend. He wanted to make sure you didn't take it too hard.