Love: Today, my boyfriend admitted than he's been using Febreze instead...

YDI because had you been a good girlfriend, you would have been able to tell when you gave him his nightly ********. And he'd probably kept himself cleaner.

MegroKitty 8

Saturday 11 October 2014 18:16

you should shower with him more often then to make him clean haha

RegularPerson 4

Sunday 12 October 2014 5:27

How did you not realize? It may cover up the smell, but it doesn't hide the grease!

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