Work: Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in...

By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML

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Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 13:37 - United States - Palmer

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By gotanewmouse - 26/09/2011 10:37 - New Zealand

Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML

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By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada

Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML

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By Yak - 09/08/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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juicebahx 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:53

I gagged when I read that. I still feel a little nauseated.

jixan 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:08

...strange lol

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hey123hey123 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 13:52

you guys are dumb.... he was cleaning his germs so they wouldn't spread

apriljoy017 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 11:00

i dont think this is real.

bfad2010 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 6:48

lol #9

Rosebreaker 6

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:08

Strrrraaannggggeee

SadinSherman 16

Friday 22 July 2011 21:04

Wow that is unsantitary

heyitsdiamond 5

Sunday 18 December 2011 5:10

I know mine too. Twice

DontWalkAway 8

Friday 17 August 2012 23:05

I hope you don't work at a restaurant

martinez121797 15

Sunday 10 March 2013 6:30

What a weirdo

yukiokashi 12

Saturday 22 June 2013 18:45

that's disgusting

nathansch 11

Friday 14 March 2014 16:26

That's pretty disgusting.. How old is your boss?

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