Work: Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked...

By justin - 13/12/2013 03:08 - United States - Waco

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

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Sounds like your boss is a dick.

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Comments

DubstepMasta 18

Saturday 14 December 2013 2:52

Bake some cookies do everything a recipe says wrong. Give them to him as an "apology" gift

outoftown 26

Saturday 14 December 2013 3:13

After filing for unemployment and sending out resumes, check which of your state politicians voted to make Texas a "right to work" (a.k.a., right to be fired for any insane reason) state and work to get them voted out of office.

lawmonkey 5

Saturday 14 December 2013 3:48

Those cookies must be great because your salary is a lot a damn money for some cookies!

KR12T3N 15

Saturday 14 December 2013 4:07

Used & Abused

sammyjo06 14

Saturday 14 December 2013 4:35

Talk about adding insult to injury. Even if you weren't the best worker in the world, getting fired right after getting dumped is awful. I'm so sorry :(.