Work: Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet....

By Liz - 11/08/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. FML

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Thursday 11 August 2011 8:53

Uh oh!

slushpup9696 12

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:54

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Comments

WtfLoser 13

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:00

woah there buddy

littlefiona 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:23

she likes to share

bribribri77 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:26

I love those!

JustKeepOnHatin 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:34

Was it the kind with meatballs?? :D

mattrd_fml 31

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:36

Uh oh, spaghettios!

iloooovemylife 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:45

Idiot boss !! You should get her back

jessesgirl14 16

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:47

I smell a lawsuit

shariel_fml 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 16:10

Please say your going to report that

missy1228 2

Thursday 11 August 2011 16:28

Hey atleast it wasn't a ham or turkey

ilikepieandpie 11

Thursday 11 August 2011 16:41

That sounds fun. Where'd she get spaghettios?

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