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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 16:05 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

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Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML

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anon80214 15

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:29

This generation is going to have the worst back problems because of this kind of shit. FYL.

CustardAndPie 13

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:26

At least you know the safety system works. :)

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sunnymadhouse 7

Thursday 13 September 2012 3:07

My car does this. I just ignore it, and the beeping stops lol

maxmmoreau1 1

Thursday 13 September 2012 3:12

You realize that's seventy pounds right? I think u need to learn to Manage your things better

agonydrum 7

Thursday 13 September 2012 3:18

Some seats will go off for an iPhone

biglittlehead 12

Thursday 13 September 2012 3:25

Mine does the same thing, I have to put them in the back seat.

Isa_fml 20

Thursday 13 September 2012 3:37

Jesus! I hope that bag has wheels, you're gonna damage your back. At least your car's safe, I guess. ;)

cabadas11 2

Thursday 13 September 2012 4:01

Poor you

lhamil64_fml 5

Thursday 13 September 2012 4:02

Why not just put it on the floor?

RoroRoxyRoo 2

Thursday 13 September 2012 4:04

Dont worry, I had to do that to. I after a few times doing that, I just pushed my bag on to the floorboard.

amyfj810 2

Thursday 13 September 2012 4:19

That's not a big deal

coolbrony12 3

Thursday 13 September 2012 4:34

Dude I have to carry a backpack just as heavy, a trumpet, and my lunch bag. At least you don't have to walk down the street like at least 50 meters carrying all that. Be thankful you have a car to carry all that stuff.

bobstringwood 1

Thursday 13 September 2012 4:38

That's something to say on here I mean that is just terrible

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