Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I...

By N - 08/02/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

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Comments

razzl3erry 6

Sunday 21 August 2011 19:12

Funny, my friend says that to me too.

ilovemyflaws 0

Monday 10 October 2011 18:41

If my best friend ever said this to me, it would sound pretty normal for her XD

Timmeh94 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 23:27

forced ******* dumb bitch

FaraNight 6

Thursday 31 May 2012 7:54

Weird.

reaganelaina 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 9:01

Hahaha me and my best friend say much much worse to each other. Haha

profligatesoul 18

Saturday 2 March 2013 4:38

That actually sounds kind of sexy. Should've asked her to show you how.

Greenmarsh 31

Wednesday 14 August 2013 0:25

Sheltered much?

me127 17

Monday 5 January 2015 4:59

Wow bro calm ur ****.

awesomekirby098 11

Wednesday 18 May 2016 21:13

RUN.

Xkillz302 10

Saturday 8 October 2016 1:28

she just want to sit on ur face !

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