Love: Today, my aunt informed me that my dad thinks my boyfriend is...

By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 15:32 - United States - Wexford

Today, my aunt informed me that my dad thinks my boyfriend is a loser deadbeat because he hasn't proposed to me after two years of dating and co-habitation. He hasn't asked because I already made it very clear I have no interest in marriage. FML

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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML

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wildbynature 13

Wednesday 10 February 2016 19:05

Maybe try talking to your dad about it. Explain that you don't actually want to get married

walid820014 20

Wednesday 10 February 2016 19:07

Tell him your opinion. He will shut the **** up.

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punxsy_phil 11

Saturday 20 February 2016 22:01

Then why date?

wrenavery90 12

Sunday 18 September 2022 10:15

So tell your dad that. I'm not really understanding the problem.

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