Kids: Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick...

By fionnathehuman - 09/10/2012 22:56 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML

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AholeCop 11

Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:47

Catapoop? Trebushit?......sorry

foshizzle82 7

Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:45

That's okay, think of it as compost.

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nerdsagent1 1

Wednesday 10 October 2012 22:57

Classy.

hollywoodt1ts 15

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:01

othat's ******* hilarious. I hope your neighbors stepped in it too

TwoCentsibleGuy 4

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:49

Congratulations! It's an engineer!

stiggy196 1

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:51

Smart kid

Eedeea 7

Thursday 11 October 2012 0:10

Related to the honey boo boo clan?

ShannonBitt 29

Thursday 11 October 2012 0:20

At least you don't have to clean it up

Abbie_s 2

Thursday 11 October 2012 0:33

Would have been worse if they were doing gardening at that point in time:P

dani3l8 0

Thursday 11 October 2012 2:58

lol

KS101 3

Thursday 11 October 2012 3:13

That's more of a win

Psychology_13 8

Thursday 11 October 2012 4:40

cut out the middle man, and just poop in the neighbord yard.

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