Intimacy: Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still...

By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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Today, during a private discussion, my teenage son confessed to me he finally lost his virginity several weeks ago. Why did he confess? He came to me to ask why it all of a sudden hurts when he pees, and asked if it could have anything to do with it. FML

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Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:45

Say yes.

dpope06 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:47

guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons

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love_beautiful 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 19:39

LOL

Nuthin0uttajupe 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 20:24

Maybe he's implying you must not be his real father.

iamthefire 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 20:54

who. the hell. is Tim. Tebow.

mileyfan17 8

Thursday 29 December 2011 21:05

I hope he's joking

amwinn 2

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:17

Maybe he thinks he is Jesus?

sftbllfrk13 3

Friday 30 December 2011 0:51

YDI for raising an oblivious teenager!

Mforce 8

Friday 30 December 2011 1:01

Just say "Well you we're born, so no... I ****** your mom, ******* makes babies."

jay1010 0

Friday 30 December 2011 2:50

well duhh he was born

LordWicker 1

Friday 30 December 2011 3:23

OH GOD LOL!

JacquiLuvsYou 3

Friday 30 December 2011 3:58

This person is either white trash/tramp/sket

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