Kids: Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he... - FML

By ggabrams - 17/08/2013 12:55 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML

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ggabrams 14

Sunday 18 August 2013 6:39

He didn't give an excuse. I was laughing my ass off in the office though.

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ottokat 15

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:10

Maybe you should talk to him about the difference between Platform 9 3/4 and Narnia's lampost.

your_ma 27

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:09

Eh, did he explain why...?

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Princesscarrot 0

Sunday 25 August 2013 6:38

Ohh, man. If he were my son, I would have stared blankly into space after seeing the tapes and slapped myself in the face for not seeing the dumbness coming. DDD:

Jarl_the_Elite 27

Sunday 8 September 2013 20:27

Wow

darkfireflame 15

Thursday 12 September 2013 12:57

At least you did your due diligence.

dingostacy 14

Monday 21 April 2014 7:41

The pole came out of nowhere. It just appeared. Twice..???

ImTheAlpha 30

Monday 18 August 2014 9:08

I've done that with a totem pole. But then again, I was 11, and just coming out of the dentists while (legally) high as the moon.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 31 August 2014 12:38

Damn poles.

shardynfahey 19

Thursday 25 September 2014 15:00

Ouch

MarkToast 19

Friday 30 January 2015 5:16

maybe he couldn't see from the first time

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