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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 09:47 - United States

Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML

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Monday 24 October 2011 16:01

That "screaming in fear" and "kicking and scratching" is called being possesed. GET HER TO AN EXORCIST, NOW!!!!!

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I don't think hitting and scratching would do much good against a paranormal entity, but maybe that's just me.

Comments

MissPixy 7

Thursday 20 September 2012 15:18

ha! i saw this a few days after the movie came out in australia and montha later the bastard is still getting ydi! cause he did suck it succcccccckaaaaa! u dnt do that to ur fuckn gf for **** sakes!!