Parents and Miscellaneous: Today, it was my last day at my dad's. I thought he'd want to...

By Panda_Bearr - 03/09/2011 04:33 - United States

Today, it was my last day at my dad's. I thought he'd want to say goodbye, instead he told me, "Hope you've got all your shit. Anything you leave, I'm burning." FML

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Saturday 3 September 2011 11:57

I bet you are glad to be leaving.

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Saturday 3 September 2011 12:05

leave behind all your shit & let him burn down his house.

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kaylanicole1695 12

Sunday 8 July 2012 8:29

sounds like such a nice guy

Emillllllllllie 7

Wednesday 17 July 2013 20:02

I can see why it was your last day!

Jarl_the_Elite 27

Saturday 7 June 2014 3:58

He would not do that for everything because something's might be valuable.

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