Intimacy: Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my...

By inhaler -.- - 06/10/2013 05:20 - United States - Huntsville

Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML

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I guess you could say that he *lowers sunglasses* Took your breath away.

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maddielopez147 4

Wednesday 23 October 2013 0:22

that happens to me I feel for you

spoo 24

Friday 25 October 2013 18:15

I seriously doubt hes put off by it. *meh*

Arlisshsr 9

Wednesday 6 November 2013 18:29

I guess he took your breath away :D

jpest17 5

Saturday 9 November 2013 17:04

Cute~

RageWolf16 31

Monday 21 April 2014 17:33

Aw no that's actually really cute

randybryant799 20

Monday 24 January 2022 1:51

Obviously you are way too young.

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