Miscellaneous: Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric... - FML

By BirthdayTeeth - 16/06/2009 11:14 - United Arab Emirates

Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML

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xohxbrittanyrae 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:04

At least she thought of you. Most little sisters don't really care, depending on their age

pat2rome 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:04

As long as you don't enjoy it, FYL.

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rising_sun 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:07

Hahahah. Nice. I'm liking this reply feature. :D

BaldOuting 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:10

it's cute she bought you a present.

cactus_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:14

Well atleast your sister is a cutie pie.

ihpb09 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:21

shes not hot. thats nasty dude

Mr_Kennedy 4

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:26

When it's her birthday give her a screamo band toothbrush

pickles256 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:28

dude, where were your friends?

Kuros 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:32

At least its better than her buying you a toothbrush and then using it herself for *insert previous FML stories about toothbrushes here*

lil_miz_liz09 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:39

well happy birthday! enjoy that toothbrush!

lil_miz_liz09 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:39

well happy birthday! enjoy that toothbrush!

slothsrcool 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:40

It's the thought that counts... but nothing from your parents, that's a bit sad. Enjoy your present although I DESPISE Hannah Montana- ick.

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