Work: Today, it's job interview day. In the elevator on the way there,...

By Oli974 - 22/10/2015 13:08 - France - N?ves-parmelan

Today, it's job interview day. In the elevator on the way there, I overheard potential candidates talking about the boss of the company, mocking his alleged lack of credibility. Who's the boss? Me. They don't know that yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2024 09:00 - United States - West Chester

Today, I overheard the guy who hired me talking to one of my managers in hushed tones about me. I'm pretty sure he's going to send me an email soon, saying that my job "probably isn't the right fit" for me, which is part of what I overheard. FML

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By smellslikeahangover - 29/07/2015 02:55 - United States - San Francisco

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Friday 20 January 2017 13:21

Sounds like a fun day for you. I would have loved to see their faces when they realized you are the boss.

Lexi1718 14

Monday 22 May 2017 16:59

I love that so much. What were their faces like.

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Sinshine 28

Friday 20 January 2017 13:21

Sounds like a fun day for you. I would have loved to see their faces when they realized you are the boss.

Lexi1718 14

Monday 22 May 2017 16:59

I love that so much. What were their faces like.

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