Miscellaneous: Today, it's been about 8 months since I moved into my studio...

By scottishoatmeal - 01/02/2016 23:11 - United Kingdom - Auchterarder

Today, it's been about 8 months since I moved into my studio flat. It was already furnished, there was no bed but a fancy bedseat from Ikea. I slept uncomfortably on it for months until I realised it pulls out to become a double bed. FML

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sweetyeliza 14

Tuesday 9 February 2016 1:50

Who doesn't check a bedseat for 8 months?!

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