Transportation: Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes...

By emma209 - 24/01/2012 18:07 - Canada

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML

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By RandomTurtle109 - 19/03/2016 12:40 - United States - White River Junction

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Tuesday 24 January 2012 22:06

Props for even walking there. It was -40 in Calgary last week. I sympathize.

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Tuesday 24 January 2012 22:07

That bitch! People are such dicks nowadays.

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venomsix6 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 15:05

Haha what a rude boss!

husky22 0

Friday 27 January 2012 3:53

your boss is my hero

ILoveUu32 3

Friday 27 January 2012 17:48

Haha That's Funny..!

kei88 0

Friday 27 January 2012 23:54

I say u start lookin for a new job. Your boss doesn't appreciate u

Rockchicgirl1 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 7:04

Wow

Trollin56 0

Monday 20 February 2012 13:31

I would through a snowball at his car then egg his house

sammyjo06 14

Saturday 22 February 2014 6:57

*Her....it says the boss is a female.

friscosoonerkid 3

Monday 10 September 2012 4:54

Take it that you don't have a car.

friscosoonerkid 3

Monday 10 September 2012 5:04

For all the Americans that use Fahrenheit, it is about 4 degrees below zero.

scice03 8

Tuesday 4 February 2014 20:27

Wow. What a ****.

aaronriver 7

Thursday 12 February 2015 3:21

Well **** her, geez

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