Miscellaneous: Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out...

By thatsjustlovely - 01/01/2010 08:16 - United States

Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML

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By HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Victoria

Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML

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Friday 1 January 2010 16:25

that is just so sad..

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Friday 1 January 2010 17:47

No big deal. My New Year's resolution was to take up fishing, so I stayed home alone on New Year's Eve just to master bait.

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