Animals: Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing...

By Anonymous - 13/02/2014 15:20 - United States - Reno

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML

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alycion 38

Thursday 13 February 2014 22:09

I think that makes her alpha now.

FlyingPie 17

Thursday 13 February 2014 22:14

You've got to be kitten me.

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thelittleghost 3

Thursday 13 February 2014 22:24

Did it taste like chocolate?

RabbitOfAurora 28

Thursday 13 February 2014 22:27

You're not alone OP. I've done this as well.

Jasmeent11 15

Friday 14 February 2014 10:22

Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

TwoAnimation 5

Thursday 13 February 2014 22:27

You have to be kitten me...

micgelleya 15

Thursday 13 February 2014 22:29

Please read comment #10

Alchemist_21 26

Thursday 13 February 2014 22:28

Are you calling your cat a butt-face?

Ksweety_fml 27

Thursday 13 February 2014 22:31

I hope you had wash your face after that. Haha...

christy0708 6

Thursday 13 February 2014 22:32

That's lovely

Nastorrian 11

Thursday 13 February 2014 22:34

Sometimes your the windshield.. Sometimes your the bug..

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 13 February 2014 22:36

I think now you know the method of reaching up toward the cat so you know they way they are facingzzz

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 13 February 2014 22:38

...*

CrissyyyS2 22

Thursday 13 February 2014 22:41

Did she let one rip when you kissed her?

leary96 15

Thursday 13 February 2014 23:01

Now the real question, was there any tongue?

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