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By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 15:10 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

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Friday 9 October 2015 6:43

Butt the shart won.

Killz268 18

Friday 9 October 2015 6:37

the only thing I hate more than a presentation. is a damn shart.

Comments

juggalo2 21

Friday 9 October 2015 17:08

Come on guys. The "shitty puns" have really jumped the shart.

bigbaconfan 2

Friday 9 October 2015 18:53

the shart ALWAYS wins

Radgears47 23

Friday 9 October 2015 22:40

First FML in weeks to make me audibly laugh.

FML1000timesover 7

Friday 9 October 2015 23:11

You should make that a song

dug64 7

Friday 9 October 2015 23:14

It's good to see a shart winning for a change

helveeta 11

Friday 9 October 2015 23:42

One of the best fmls ever!

JCDJR3755 2

Friday 9 October 2015 23:57

WHAT THE FUCKIS A SHART ???

CharlieM78 9

Saturday 10 October 2015 1:45

Shit + fart = shart

capnbzarr 43

Saturday 10 October 2015 4:23

When you think you're going to pass gas, but it turns out it's a solid phase of matter instead.

capnbzarr 43

Saturday 10 October 2015 4:20

Florida Man Gives Shitty Presentation

Amorettex 19

Saturday 10 October 2015 4:23

Is it bad that i laugh so hard at this ?

Arshdeepbholla 13

Saturday 10 October 2015 5:12

omg, that's so awful!!

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