Intimacy: Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously...

By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML

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Today, I thought it would be funny to touch my girlfriend's back with my cold hands. She thought it would be funny to crush my left testicle with her knee as I was trying to fall asleep. FML

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jacetopia96 1

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:45

Does not sound sexy.

Captain0bv10us 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:59

Excuse me for a minute, I have lost all faith in humanity

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iguana13579 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:14

thats a kick in the nuts.

iloveeyouuxD 9

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:23

Kick in the crouch fantastic!

BADDiam 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:17

Vad ar u zhrying to zay?

frankwolf86 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:24

it happens brother! chin up!

ThEKID96 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:27

It's not like he's talking in a foreign language give him some slack. I understood, it was just a complete fail on his part.

cufaoil 11

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:32

it wasn't because you started crying after failing to unclasp her bra, was it OP?

THEmuffinpan 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:33

You KNOW you've done a bad thing if Gayboii is ragging on you.

enopola 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:34

You should have just returned a falcon punch to the vag, fair is fair. Girls love equality.

zniltiaC 19

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:46

Did it feel good?

TN9R 1

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:34

yeah it felt fantastic... no it ******* killed.

yourstoryisfake 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:50

fake

KnicoleAlejandro 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:52

sounds amazingly painful

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