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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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Wednesday 23 June 2010 9:05

ah.

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everyone one farts therefore you are also gross and stupid

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carmy25 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 8:53

rofl lmfao that is PRICELESS like seriously couldn't stop laughing thnx lol

shayydopee 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 15:29

lmaooo

ericax 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 18:52

lmfao, reading this made my day.

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Thursday 24 June 2010 20:01

hahahahaha i officially love you for doing that

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Thursday 24 June 2010 22:59

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome, but horrible. lmao.

Souners 3

Friday 25 June 2010 0:24

Even funnier that you're a woman!

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Friday 25 June 2010 2:11

This is the greatest story ever told.

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Friday 25 June 2010 2:39

arg i hate when that happens that stuff happens to all the time at school!

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Friday 25 June 2010 3:12

Hahahahah oooooooooooooooh man, one of the funniest FML in a loooooooooong time.

maddie1 0

Friday 25 June 2010 7:22

omfg this sounds like something i would do

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