Miscellaneous: Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set...

By The_Rest_of_the_Story - 14/12/2013 06:38 - United States - Effingham

Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML

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chocolatelvr 5

Saturday 14 December 2013 16:01

Guessing that was the programmer intentionally trolling from afar

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NoNamedGuy 9

Wednesday 6 August 2014 17:24

Ever heard of inkognito mode?

CaroAurelia 12

Friday 26 December 2014 21:46

This is worded so vaguely yet you know EXACTLY what happened.

ExorcistParrot 11

Friday 9 January 2015 17:47

Incognito windows are very effective.

1thatonedude1 15

Sunday 29 May 2016 6:43

why not go incognito?

Josie Stiger 10

Friday 9 February 2018 21:26

Probably the same guy that put send under backspace

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