Miscellaneous: Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the...

By BookBabe - 25/03/2012 15:34 - United States - Panorama City

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

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Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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kieferr 8

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:43

Maybe you should shower...

Ijas 2

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:43

You got that mud butt?

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rubberduckie94 13

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:02

Next time rub some shaving cream on your butt then rinse. Then put your thong on. Shaving cream will cut through the worst smell.

b00kn3rd 14

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:34

I wonder how you know this.....

rubberduckie94 13

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:53

Working in nursing homes.

panda_bear0618 1

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:16

right on Kermit

gonad_gobbler 1

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:02

damn i ****** my whole comment up, commence thumbing down everyone

heyU70 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:05

Shower can help!

brinney_monster 4

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:11

This is an FML.. How?

lolipop1234_fml 7

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:12

Ewww have a bath, especially if your wearing a thong in public

soupisyummy 13

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:18

You be lookin' pretty fly girl(;

LuckyTroll 6

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:23

Clever lol

loganberrybat 11

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:21

Clearly someone needs a wash

iloveweed69 7

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:22

Dirty ass ;o

ankoku 2

Monday 26 March 2012 3:26

Dirty ass? Try orbi... oh wait..

iGabbyMc 3

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:23

Dang, remember to wipe next time xD

PiXiq111 11

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:27

Nah the flies just thought her ass was hot!

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