Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

By Funnymann - 22/01/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

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Friday 22 January 2010 23:15

It was Jigglypuff

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Friday 22 January 2010 23:09

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mike8776101 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 11:04

dammmmn that's tweak

time4tickels 0

Friday 19 November 2010 4:34

today a sharpied someones face fhl

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Sunday 21 November 2010 6:04

haha creeepyyy

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Saturday 7 May 2011 4:40

this actually scares me. I'm serious.

a_girl_in_space 6

Friday 20 May 2011 1:06

i just got chills reading that.

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Friday 1 July 2011 0:11

that's quite scary actually :/

adamswag9 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:50

two things friends pulled pranks or maybe went to a party and got so drunk you passed out and forgot everything! lol

laceyanneman 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 7:35

This literally made no sense to me

swinglifeaway123 8

Friday 9 September 2011 16:11

Run. Hide.

jnbollin 6

Monday 12 September 2011 22:30

well...that sucks..alot

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