Health: Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called...

By Anna - 18/06/2011 16:54 - Estonia

Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML

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Saturday 18 June 2011 23:45

I think #2 is ******* retarded, who agrees with me?

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jewbanker 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:27

shrooms are one hell of a drug

jamboooy 11

Wednesday 29 August 2012 8:07

You sure you weren't hallucinating?

darkcookielord 4

Saturday 16 November 2013 4:57

Your mom sure sounds sweet.

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