Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out....

By crunkdrunk - 31/05/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out. I decided to look at my camera to figure out what happened the night before. All my pictures were deleted except one video of me dancing to Lollipop by Lil Wayne, and giving a lapdance and head to my giant plush rat. FML

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lifsukssumtimes 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:45

holy shit

cheese1756 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:47

Since when did giant plush rats have genitals?

Comments

hypergeezer 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 19:35

you *****

dmmd8686 0

Monday 8 June 2009 10:01

I'm guessing you're very fat, right?

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Monday 8 June 2009 22:08

#28 and #35 i agree ! lol

Pharmacyst 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 5:57

Drinking is a very unhealthy habit, do yourself a favor and quit, your body will thank you when you get older.

hundredsofhawks 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 9:47

or you could live in the moment and not worry about how it will mess up all the years of drinking orange juice and doing 5000 piece jigsaw puzzles you have when you're 70.