Animals: Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out...

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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shoower_fml 9

Thursday 11 December 2014 14:56

Your cat needs to be put down, what's the point of having a cat when it doesn't do it's job

HaonSnevets 12

Monday 9 March 2015 14:02

Well, that's better than having a live mouse in your house... Isn't that what cats do, catch mice?

MyScurvy 22

Tuesday 10 March 2015 12:52

Cool :D

carrissa3 13

Saturday 30 May 2015 6:10

I dont see how this is a fml your cat caugt a mouse be happy it didnt bite you.

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