By hobo - 17/05/2015 17:47 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML
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Should I Stay or Should I Go?

By Anonymous - 17/07/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after my housemate handed in his notice to vacate without telling me beforehand, I had few days whilst working to make a decision to stay or vacate. In a panic, I chose vacate. On my day off I sat down with my finances and discovered I can't afford elsewhere. I asked to stay, my landlord put up rent by 50%. I might now become homeless. FML
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steveykinz0967 16

Wow their relationship is really in the toilet.

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Allornone 35

you roll the paper over, not under, dammit.

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thebrainiac 9

That relationship prob wouldn't have worked anyway if it was so fragiel

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vikky538 28

I toilet paper can make you homeless

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worldclassrager 39

How does this make you homeless? I am a little confused follow up please

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sorasaveshyrule 16

OPs dad left his girlfriend and her house, where they were living, making OP homeless.

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Colon_Man 17

AAHHH! Thanks for clearing that up for me, too.

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Justabastard 10

That's a shitty way to become homeless

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Cinderella88 8

Buy them their own special toilet paper

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Exaspera 54

Probably the "last sheet" of the relationship

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Eilsel_fml 2

I think maybe OP and his/her father lived at the Girlfriend's house.That seems like the most plausible reason to me.So she kicked the father (and obviously OP) out over toilet paper.

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bluefairy_fml 24

Marriage prep classes? That actually exists? wow :))

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sailorarctic 22

I honestly think there's more to it than that though P if toilet paper was enough to set them off there's obviously problems brewing long before that

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