Intimacy: Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game...

By Rosie - 13/06/2012 16:07 - Germany - Wesel

Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML

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Wednesday 13 June 2012 22:10

That is... ******* awesome.

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Wednesday 13 June 2012 22:09

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drakej 0

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:55

Yummy!

jakob95 4

Thursday 14 June 2012 21:18

#Winning

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Thursday 14 June 2012 21:44

Two words: Pass Code

dylanevans 2

Thursday 14 June 2012 21:58

Omg it actually works!

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Thursday 14 June 2012 22:37

That would have made me laugh.

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Thursday 14 June 2012 23:00

*hits "FYL" with penis*

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Friday 15 June 2012 0:41

So? Don't you also put it in your mouth?

ApologyKick 25

Friday 15 June 2012 1:50

What? I thought everyone's done that before. Anyone wanna take some guesses what I used to type this comment?

lolatyofail 0

Friday 15 June 2012 3:11

Life Lesson #1 Don't fall asleep with your iPhone out while your boyfriends over

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Friday 15 June 2012 3:11

what game was he playing?

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