Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but...

By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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Rodjmeister 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:16

I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...

Munkee 6

Friday 24 April 2009 23:17

That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.

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gradstudent 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:21

you had to "gather the courage" to take a shower? haha it must have been pretty scary...

tournamentdecide 33

Sunday 3 August 2014 1:14

Of course it is. The boogie man was waiting for OP.

paradise17_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:22

i did that like everyday for a week. A few times i went to bed at 11 and woke up at 12:30

eegeabge 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:24

I've done that before, except it was during the winter when it was still dark in the morning. When I'm tired I just go on autopilot.

ThatsAli3 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:24

I've done it before. and to #1... i get up at 5 in the morning and the op probably gets up early too. It's still dark. Duh.

Shanny_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:25

hahah so funny! xD

marykg 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:26

youre stupid.

Emico_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:26

I think we've all done this at least once. I know I have, especially in Winter.

lockedinasmile 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:27

this actually happened to me 2 days ago, haha. i was so PISSED.

Amkii 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:27

That is awesome! I actually did the exact same thing once, right around 3am. No joke. I went to class on my bike and everything, not realizing how dark is was. The only clue I got was that the building was locked... then I noticed no one on campus... then I rode past the clock as it chimed 3 times. I was kind of scared then.

wompwompwomp 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:27

Hey #1 Dumbfuck...if you've ever woken up early for school or for a job or something important, you may learn that in some places in the world its dark out at 6am...