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By Anonymous - 13/12/2010 02:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to an early Christmas present on my car. It was a nicely wrapped box containing a dead bird, a half eaten sandwich, and a note reading "MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS STAN." This will probably be my only Christmas present. My name is Luke. FML

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supraz21 0

Monday 13 December 2010 9:20

thats messed up that guy has issues

starfuryt550 3

Monday 13 December 2010 17:06

are you retarded?

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yaknowiverse 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 20:58

that sucks Luke.

nickypd122 1

Tuesday 6 September 2011 1:37

I'm sorry :(

MrsVicious 8

Saturday 7 January 2012 6:15

Why did you put your name?

froggeh 4

Monday 2 April 2012 18:54

eminem sent you a Christmas present xD

_overandout_ 10

Friday 4 May 2012 16:28

I think someone's a bad speller - I think the present was for SATAN :)

rougeunicorn03 17

Monday 30 September 2013 11:16

Your life is sad.

Alhamdulilah 15

Sunday 5 January 2014 19:52

That was supposed to be from Stan to Eminem. Yep.

starsierra 15

Wednesday 13 August 2014 18:40

Well Luke apparntley Stan and his friend had have alot a fights might want to talk to Stan

TheLynx_fml 20

Monday 19 September 2016 1:51

Merry Christmas Luke

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