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By gold3nshow3r - 09/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML

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Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML

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I'd say urine for a new roommate.

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I would say it seems like a great time for a new roommate.

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Monday 13 March 2017 0:31

You're not alone on here man. Happened to me as well.

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