By Kingspin - 30/03/2011 16:14 - Canada
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...How would I explain the third degree burns and traces of bacon grease? And he ran off luckily.
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I would've waited in front of the door for him to open it, pointed a gun at him and said, "can I help you?"
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Waittt. You woke up and bacon was already cooking, yet someone was trying to pick your lock? Does someone live with you to cook the bacon? If so, why did you hear the guy trying to pick you up and your roommate didn't??
im confused. obviously op wasn't alone because someone was making bacon. so they call the cops or try to scare whoever's trying to break in.
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Let him go to sleep hearing the sound of a 12 gauge.
open the door then splash the very hot bacon grease on the asshole. then say "pick that mother ******" and for good measure kick him square in the sack, then in the face and ribs. then call the cops. don't forget to say "i was terrified!! I thought the guy was going to break in and kill me!!". blame the face and rib injuries on him "falling down".